the math expert(humor)
The Math Expert
One of the world's most clever mathematicians was arrested by the police in an airport, for smugling a bomb in his hand luggage.
The math expert says, "You don't understand! It's to make the plane safe!!"
One of the police officers asked, "What the heck do you mean by that crap!?"
The math genius replied, "You see, the chances that a bomb is aboard the plane are extremely small, so the chance of two bombs being on the plane would be practically impossible..."
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.
